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Our 'teamwork funny quotes' collection provides a humorous look at the whole business of teams and teamwork.
It must be said, some of the team quotes below are more sarcastic or cynical than funny – but I guess that depends on your perspective and sense of humour!
Teamwork – Funny Quote Collection
Teamwork is the ability to work as a group toward a common vision, even if that vision becomes extremely blurry. ~Author Unknown
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. ~ Jason Kidd upon being drafted to the Dallas Mavericks
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. ~Lewis Grizzard.
A group is a bunch of people in an elevator. A team is also a bunch of people in an elevator, but the elevator is broken! ~Bonnie Edelstein
Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else. ~Author Unknown
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Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say. ~Unknown
The ideas that come out of most brainstorming sessions are usually superficial, trivial, and not very original. They are rarely useful. The process, however, seems to make uncreative people feel that they are making innovative contributions and that others are listening to them. ~A. Harvey Block
Most teams aren't teams at all but merely collections of individual relationships with the boss. Each individual vying with the others for power, prestige and position. ~ Douglas McGregor
Sure there's no "I" in "team," but there is a "ME"! ~Author Unknown
True...there is no "i" in team, but there is a "u" in suck. ~Unknown
Individuals can and do make a difference, but it takes a team to really mess things up. ~Unknown.
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If things seem under control, you are just not going fast enough. ~Mario Andretti
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win. ~ Yogi Berra
Teamwork - A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction. ~ Larry Kersten
On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job. ~Lou Holtz
Teamwork – it’s a term used by lazy incompetents who need others to do their work for them because they aren’t talented enough or intelligent enough to get it done on their own. ~Unknown
Teamwork: because bullets can only go through so many bodies.~Unknown
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Great cheese comes from happy cows! ~Unknown
Teachers call it copying..we call it teamwork! ~Unknown
Teamwork, well they told me I couldn't work by myself. ~Unknown
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bonafide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. ~ Edward Ebby
Pride, Commitment, Teamwork. Words we use to get you to work for free. ~Unknown
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