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Our 'teamwork funny quotes' collection provides a humorous look at the whole business of teams and teamwork.

It must be said, some of the team quotes below are more sarcastic or cynical than funny – but I guess that depends on your perspective and sense of humour!

Teamwork – Funny Quote Collection

Teamwork is the ability to work as a group toward a common vision, even if that vision becomes extremely blurry. ~Author Unknown

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. ~ Jason Kidd upon being drafted to the Dallas Mavericks

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. ~Lewis Grizzard.

A group is a bunch of people in an elevator. A team is also a bunch of people in an elevator, but the elevator is broken! ~Bonnie Edelstein

Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else. ~Author Unknown

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'Teamwork Funny Quotes' (continued)

Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say. ~Unknown

The ideas that come out of most brainstorming sessions are usually superficial, trivial, and not very original. They are rarely useful. The process, however, seems to make uncreative people feel that they are making innovative contributions and that others are listening to them. ~A. Harvey Block

Most teams aren't teams at all but merely collections of individual relationships with the boss. Each individual vying with the others for power, prestige and position. ~ Douglas McGregor

Sure there's no "I" in "team," but there is a "ME"! ~Author Unknown

True...there is no "i" in team, but there is a "u" in suck. ~Unknown

Individuals can and do make a difference, but it takes a team to really mess things up. ~Unknown.

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If things seem under control, you are just not going fast enough. ~Mario Andretti

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win. ~ Yogi Berra

Teamwork - A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction. ~ Larry Kersten

On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job. ~Lou Holtz

Teamwork – it’s a term used by lazy incompetents who need others to do their work for them because they aren’t talented enough or intelligent enough to get it done on their own. ~Unknown

Teamwork: because bullets can only go through so many bodies.~Unknown

Many teamwork quotes and sayings are available on teamwork posters. Even the two “de-motivational” sayings immediately above can be obtained on a poster! See

Great cheese comes from happy cows! ~Unknown

Teachers call it copying..we call it teamwork! ~Unknown

Teamwork, well they told me I couldn't work by myself. ~Unknown

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bonafide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. ~ Edward Ebby

Pride, Commitment, Teamwork. Words we use to get you to work for free. ~Unknown

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